Are you a handsome Spanish guy called Luis?

If you are, listen carefully:

Find a French girl, a stunning beauty

called Yvonne – and take her out for a drink,

tell her a five-minute joke,

hold her hand in the night bus,

carry her on your shoulders

in a summer parade,

‘n put your coat on her shoulders

when it starts to rain,

sing her your favorite songs

with trembling baritone

and love her like no one else ever had.

If you’re not Luis, or Spanish, or handsome…

well, do this anyway. And if you can’t find

an Yvonne, or a French girl, or a stunning beauty…

well, do this anyway.

Do all this anyway.